hum yeah

[Lefty]

Rejected again, the Man of Steel went all limp once more...

Fortunately, Lois had contacts within the pharmaceutical industry...

[~*Mz.Chievous*~]

I was wanting someone in rusty dented armour

[The Lady Belle]

Sir Costalot is too busy preening himself but Sir Rustalot is free to rescue damsels in distress..just as long as it wont cost him too much effort and he gets paid up big in the end...sex is a good payment option if your good looking.

[Lefty]

And if you're not, there's always the classic brown paper bag. Don't feel a thing...

[~*Mz.Chievous*~]

well i was thinking of a sports bag with a zipper
or a plastic ziplock bag

[The Lady Belle]

How about a paper mask?

[~*Mz.Chievous*~]

how about an iron mask?

[The Lady Belle]

How do you kiss a man in an iron mask? [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img]

[Tard]

For some strange reason, whenever looking into this thread, remember that BBC episode of Black Orchid with Rowan Atkinson in the middle-ages wanting to impress the ladies. So he wears his "Black Russian" codpiece to a ceremonial event, which was nothing but a big stap-on dildo.

[Lefty]

Black Orchid? Is that some kind of alternate title? Weird.

You can't really kiss a man in an iron mask. You just force your tongue through the mouthgap in the metal.